Thursday, August 19, 2004

Suggested New Olympic Sports

Summer Games
  • Beach Tennis
  • Water Baseball
  • Poking (like foil fencing, but with index finger)
  • Slapping (like sabre fencing, but with open-handed slaps)
  • Synchronized Whining
  • Quadrathlon:
    • 1000 Meter Dog Paddle
    • Rubber Band Gun
    • Rope Swing
    • Panhandling
  • Slingshot
  • Barbecue
  • Pickpocket
  • Very Uneven Bars (1 and 8 meter heights)
  • Inner tube (on whitewater course)

Winter Games
  • Inner tube (on bobsled run)
  • Snowball Fight (individual & team)
  • Hot tubbing
  • Karaoke
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:42 AM

    My suggestion for a Winter Sport: Synchronized Snow Angels

    - Jon

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  2. Starbuck1:26 PM

    Like the poking idea...

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  3. Starbuck1:27 PM

    Cue childish innuendo!

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  4. Unknown10:20 PM

    My girlfriend suggested adding "Donkey Racing," but I'm not sure whether that is with or without hurdles.

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  5. son rivers9:18 AM

    What about surfing dude. Or at least body-surfing. Sun-bathing maybe. No, like seriously, what about rollerblading. Skateboarding definitely.

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