Just Like Stealing

Every time you feel good on your own
Prozac loses a sale
it's just like stealing

people listening to you tell stories
haven't paid for tickets
but they laugh easily
like they deserve free entertainment

you've always liked the way you look and somewhere
a plastic surgeon struggles to pay the bills

there you go with your high self esteem again
ruining the economy
tearing down what our culture was built on

I think the reason you're smiling is
you know you've gotten away with
the perfect crime.