Monday, August 09, 2010

The short version

"Here's a hanky, now go get killed." -- Lisa, summarizing medieval chivalry.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Reclaim the Commons

Reclaim the Commons


Her (referring to a dress that didn't fit): I fixed the "hunchback problem!"

Me: What, you found a bell tower?

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Spy story

Barista: I have a message for you

Me: This is like a spy movie

Barista: What is?

Me: Someone in a shop saying they have a message for me. What's the message?

Barista: Meet at farm house at 12:10

Me: It's still like a spy movie