I've been playing video games so long . . .
. . . when I see the words "Solid State" I misread it as "Solid Snake."
. . . I think of real-world objects as having a "high polygon count."
. . . when I walk into a room I look for a "save point."
. . . whenever I see boxes or barrels I want to smash them open for the power-ups inside.
. . . it bothers me that most real coins are silver, not gold.
. . . objects in the real world seem to travel much too slowly.
. . . when I get a performance review at work, I keep expecting to hear that I have "levelled up."
. . . I expect all stores to buy my old items back from me . . . even if it's not the store I bought them from.
. . . when I find something I'm looking for, I'm disappointed when the act of discovering it doesn't make a sound.
. . . I find it disorienting to drive with my point-of-view inside my car.