My Girlfriend: (watching TV) I've finally figured out why on TV, actresses' butts look smaller than they really are.
Me: (my mind boggling that this is what she thinks about while watching TV) OK, so why is that?
Her: They wear these very low-rise jeans, so what you think you see as their butt is actually not the whole thing, but only the lower half.
Me: Oh, so you mean the upper part is covered by their shirt, and you only take notice of the lower half.
Me: (being a smart aleck) OK, so here's my proposal, in the name of truth. Hot actresses on TV should have to either be naked, or wear bikinis, so that we don't get fooled about the real size of their butts. That would prevent this despicable distortion from rotting our minds and giving us false ideas.
Her: I don't think you get the point of what I'm saying.