Guy talking on cell phone: "Has he got what you need? You want it? Yeah, you want it? Take it. Yeah. Take it. Is it big? Take it. Yeah."
[Other people who overhear this start laughing.]
Guy on cell phone: "Hold on a second. People are laughing . . . What? What's so funny?"
Me: "Uh, well . . . it's just that your half of that conversation sounds really dirty. It's like you're in a porno. What are you talking about?"
Guy on cell phone: "She's buying a new stereo."
[Guy then thinks back on what his half of the conversation was, and cracks up laughing.]