I have an idea for a new variation on Fantasy Sports. You pick 10 players and 1 coach, but instead of getting points when the players score in their real life games, you get points each time they get arrested. 10 points for misdemeanors, and 30 points for felony charges -- it's Fantasy CrimeBall. If the player or coach gets suspended for one or more games for a banned action, like recruiting violations or using over-the-counter banned performance-enhancing drugs, that gets 1 point per game-suspension. Being banned from the sport for life is worth 100.
Unlike other fantasy sports leagues, you can mix and match players from different sports. It doesn't matter what sport they play, as long as they get arrested or suspended.