Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Why We Are Not Advice Columnists

Her: [Well-to-do friend] just called. He's upset because he has put on weight, and now he thinks the ladies won't be so interested in him.

Me: Aw, you should have told him that no matter what he looks like on the outside, the ladies will still like him for his bank account.

Her: It's funny that you say that, because that's exactly what I did tell him.

Me: Oh. Was he cheered up?

Her: No, he said I was being a bitch.

4 comments:

olympiada said...

Excellent!

memer said...

Ouch! (but funny!)

moe said...

actually, post his pic, and we'll break it down further for you.

Peter said...

I guess that's as close as you'll come to being called a bitch.