Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Bird Flu Rap

I like to stay ahead of the trends, so I wanted to be the first person to write a rap song about bird flu. Someday these will be everywhere, and critics will describe an up-and-coming star as "just another bird flu rapper." Anyway, imagine this in the style of your favorite rap artist.


Bird Flu Rap

all around the world birds droppin' like flies
mynahs, mallards, and magpies
from Rome to Manila there's a new killa virus
make you all achy like Billy Ray Cyrus
hear a sucka cough then watch him sicken
shoulda known better than to touch that chicken
seagulls, eagles, turkeys too
even Big Bird's got Asian bird flu

bird flu spreadin' through the land
bird to bird to man to man
bird flu spread like butter on toast
gonna hit hard like Katrina hit the gulf coast
flu spreadin' crow to crow
stork to swan to pimp to ho,
what do you do to dodge that flu?
a gangsta gotta do what a gangsta gotta do

birds become killers like a Hitchcock movie
every little chirp make a shiver run through me
you'll be the shadow of the waxwing slain
once that virus hits your veins
try to survive, I advise drive-bys
shoot up the coops and watch the feathers fly
more birds comin' on a winged migration
humans facin' annihilation

bird flu spreadin' through the land
bird to bird to man to man
bird flu spread like butter on toast
gonna hit hard like Katrina hit the gulf coast
flu spreadin' crow to crow
stork to swan to pimp to ho,
a new day dawns with a cock-a-doodle-do
just another page in the book of bird flu

got no time for quarantines
no Superdome scenes like New Orleans
I come out fightin', strong like Tyson
if a sucka's sick then I got to ice him
you got the virus, I got a Glock
can't let you infect the whole block
if you're coughin' on me, I've got a coffin for you
that's what you get when you got the bird flu

bird flu spreadin' through the land
bird to bird to man to man
bird flu spread like butter on toast
gonna hit hard like Katrina hit the gulf coast
flu spreadin' crow to crow
stork to swan to pimp to ho,
a new day dawns with a cock-a-doodle-do
just another page in the book of bird flu

2 comments:

memer said...

ROTFLMBAO! (...coffin on you! hee!)

Verry funny stuff, T. But stick to code.

clara* said...

that is a long in depth bird flu rap. bored? well i was, so it's a good thing i had this to read. i rapped it in my head. hee.