Me: What should we watch next, Battlestar Galactica?
Her: No, I'm too tired. I can't watch Battlestar when I'm tired because I have to really concentrate on the plot.
Me: No you don't. Just stare at Starbuck's body, that's what I do. It gets me through it every time.
Her: But Starbuck doesn't do anything for me.
Me: I was joking.