Thursday, August 19, 2004

Suggested New Olympic Sports

Summer Games
  • Beach Tennis
  • Water Baseball
  • Poking (like foil fencing, but with index finger)
  • Slapping (like sabre fencing, but with open-handed slaps)
  • Synchronized Whining
  • Quadrathlon:
    • 1000 Meter Dog Paddle
    • Rubber Band Gun
    • Rope Swing
    • Panhandling
  • Slingshot
  • Barbecue
  • Pickpocket
  • Very Uneven Bars (1 and 8 meter heights)
  • Inner tube (on whitewater course)

Winter Games
  • Inner tube (on bobsled run)
  • Snowball Fight (individual & team)
  • Hot tubbing
  • Karaoke

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

My suggestion for a Winter Sport: Synchronized Snow Angels

- Jon

Starbuck said...

Like the poking idea...

Starbuck said...

Cue childish innuendo!

Tom said...

My girlfriend suggested adding "Donkey Racing," but I'm not sure whether that is with or without hurdles.

Greg said...

What about surfing dude. Or at least body-surfing. Sun-bathing maybe. No, like seriously, what about rollerblading. Skateboarding definitely.