The other day I was walking out of the grocery store when I saw two little boys, about 7 or 8 years old, riding their bicycles back and forth in front of the store. One of them called out to me, "Hey mister!" At this point I expected him to say, "Hey mister, watch me do a trick on my bike!" or something of that nature.
What he actually yelled was, "Hey mister, buy me beer! Buy me beer!!"
So I bought him a six-pack. Just kidding, actually I walked away. Kids these days.