Her: ". . . that was just gross. But the best decapitation scene in a movie was . . ."
Me: ". . . um . . ."
Her: ". . . in Conan."
Me: "Yes! I knew you were going to say Conan. And you're right, that was the best decapitation in a movie."
Her: "When Conan's mother got killed."
Me: "What? No, not that one! The other one, at the end, when Conan killed Thulsa Doom and his head went bouncing down the stairs! That was the best one."
Her: "No way. The first one was better, because of the way the headless body slowly fell down . . thud."
Me: "I can't believe we're arguing about what the best beheading scene is."