Democracy, Whiskey, and Sexy

"Democracy. Whiskey. And sexy!" According to The New York Times, that was the answer given by an Iraqi man on the street when asked what he thought American troops would bring. Sorry, pal -- you can have some democracy and some whiskey, but I'm afraid we're going to keep the "sexy." We need it back in the States, and our Department of Homeland Sexy won't let us export it.