Documentary filmmaker: "So you see yourself more as a buffet-style intellectual, picking and nibbling until one day you're 38 and managing a Barnes and Noble."
Lisa: "Hey, that' s not gonna happen!"
Filmmaker: "Lisa, I'm afraid you're a dillettante. Pick a path and follow it, or you'll just grow up, slog your way through Mt. Holyoke, and squeeze out babies."
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Bart: "All that's left for me is to become the biggest drunk this town has ever seen."
Homer: "Pfff. Talkin' won't get you there!"
-- The Simpsons