The sort of blog entry I promise not to write

The sort of blog entry I promise not to write goes something like this:

I got up this morning and it was early . . . had some coffee, and for some reason I put in too much sugar so . . . I had to water it down with more coffee, the way that always happens . . . then that guy called, the guy who called last week and I didn't know what to say . . . and I still didn't know what to say today.

I won't write that because once you've read one blog entry like that, you've read them all, and after the tenth one you just want to take all the 1's and 0's and stuff them back up the network cable, all the way back across the web to the originating server, as if you had never downloaded them at all.