Wednesday, May 21, 2003


At the bookstore I noticed the book PMP Certification For Dummies, and at first I misread the title and thought it said "PIMP Certification For Dummies." I thought, "wow, you can get certified to be a pimp?" I imagined conversations like this:

"Sorry, I only do business with certified pimps."

"Baby, I ain't gonna bow down to some bullshit certification scheme, with those multiple-choice questions and that crazy analytical geometry -- you know I don't test well! I've been certified by the streets!"

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