At the bookstore I noticed the book PMP Certification For Dummies, and at first I misread the title and thought it said "PIMP Certification For Dummies." I thought, "wow, you can get certified to be a pimp?" I imagined conversations like this:
"Sorry, I only do business with certified pimps."
"Baby, I ain't gonna bow down to some bullshit certification scheme, with those multiple-choice questions and that crazy analytical geometry -- you know I don't test well! I've been certified by the streets!"