Monday, September 13, 2004

Apparently Chicken is a Vegetable

Today the local Indian food stand listed their Vegetarian Lunch Combo as including Chicken Curry and Tandoori Chicken. It was bad enough when ketchup was a vegetable, but now chicken, too?Posted by Hello


Ƶ§œš¹ said...

I have a vegetarian friend that came over so that I could "tutor" her in phonology (turns out she really was there so I could tutor her; it wasn't one of those did-somebody-call-a-plumber things). So I asked her if she wanted something to drink and she said she had an aquafina in her bag. I said "you know it's got--" "Yeah, meat, I know. My friends have told me that."
What a bunch of jerks.

Tom said...

Did she at least say, "oooh, phonology gets me hot" or something like that?

Ƶ§œš¹ said...

No, but I got to demonstrate a voiceless bilabial fricative to her which is almost the next best thing.