By clicking below you agree to abide
By the river in a tin shack five feet wide
You agree to cast shadows on a bright spring day
And to look much smaller when you're very far away
You will post no bills, you will jump no claim
You will think that khaki and tan are the same
You agree not to sue or complain if you're sued
You agree with the clauses we forgot to include
The product may work as described herein
Or it may run amok with a villainous grin
It could deal with you fairly or it just might cheat
It could walk across your carpet with muddy little feet
We make no warranty expressed or implied
Refund requests will be denied
But on the contrary, notwithstanding
Lack of a warranty, we're demanding
You surrender all your rights
And recite this contract twice each night
1 comment:
That's why I don't buy things. Ever.
Okay that's a lie.
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