Saturday, September 18, 2004

The Simulator

Me (to girlfriend): "Let me simulate for you what it would be like if we had kids . . ."

Me (holding head and shrieking): "GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Me: " . . . except it would last for hours and hours."

Her: "I already know that. That's why we don't have kids."

Me: "Didn't you enjoy my simulation?"

Her: "No."

1 comment:

Ƶ§œš¹ said...

The only children that I'm having is Martians.