Me (to girlfriend): "Let me simulate for you what it would be like if we had kids . . ."
Me (holding head and shrieking): "GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Me: " . . . except it would last for hours and hours."
Her: "I already know that. That's why we don't have kids."
Me: "Didn't you enjoy my simulation?"
Her: "No."
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The only children that I'm having is Martians.
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