Summer is over, so I can no longer add to the Summer Party Quotes. It's time to begin a new Fall collection:
"She has this theory that dolphins are from another planet and they are trying to communicate with us." "Oh, so all this time, they've been trying to tell us about their technology and interstellar travel and how to cure cancer, but we thought they were just hungry and threw them a fish!"
"That's not necessarily inappropriate -- I mean, one person's pornography is another person's . . . " ". . . another person's textbook?"
"Would you like to try some of my young wife's puddin'? [Points to dessert]" "Don't say things like that while I'm drinking, or I'll spit coffee all over both of you."
"Would you ever go to Jamaica?" "I'd rather go to Jamoca, the Island of Coffee-flavored Ice Cream."
"You want a good physical connection, but then you also want a good emotional connection." "Yeah, but most important is a good Internet connection!"
"I bet everyone hoping for an Oscar this year is glad there is no Peter Jackson movie." "But they might sneak one in at the last minute . . ."
"Have you ever had DSL?" "No, but I've had LSD."
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So are these quotes that occurred at parties or just in the fall? It's only been Fall for a couple of days so either way you're getting busy
These occurred at parties in the Fall. So yes, so far that is just in the last few days. When my friends and relatives and I get together, there are always a lot of funny statements. The hard part is remembering them all.
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